- I'm a huge fan of space, both outer and personal
- The way you vanished gradually has made a bitter man of me
- I want to do bad things to you... Like break your fucking neck.
- I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint
- You don't have to be who they want you to be
- You ruined me. I plan on returning the favour.
- What, from the bottom on my heart, the fuck
- I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking
- I apparently have "behavioural issues" and I'm "too defiant"
- I wonder which will get you killed quicker? Your loyalty or your stubbornness.
- 3rd base is when they see you having an anxiety attack
- Actually I take that self-deprection back, I'm awesome
- I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell, so I am never truly 'free'. But I don't have any plans next week, except for Monday.
- I believe in annoyed at first sight
- I'm not having you barge in at 2am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment so you can sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my housekeepers whilst I'm at work.
- I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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